Just as Thanksgiving celebrations came to an end, No-Shave November Celebrations ignited throughout the southeast. These parties celebrate the plucking out of unsightly facial hair to the removing of that European flare from under arms and legs that have accumulated since the sting of fall began to permeate the air.
Saturday, March 17, 2012
Paradigm Shift Wakes Local Woman from a Dead Sleep.
Wilmington, NC -- Last night Marjorie Cast of Hidden Valley was awakened by a violent paradigm shift. She stated that the jolt was so extreme it felt like the whole house shook off its foundation.
Residents are Overwhelmed with Local and National Politics.
Piner Road -- Barbara and Markie Frye of Piner Road said Friday that they were overwhelmed with this week with local politics interfering with their focus on national elections. The Fryes have lived on Piner for 14 years and stated they had never seen so many signs lining the road.
“I have never seen so many signs lining the road,” said Barbara a material artist.
Markie Frye, local recycling activist stated that she couldn’t agree more with her wife of 14 years. “When we moved here, there were hardly any local signs at election time, but now they line the streets like bag lights at Christmas time but they really don’t tell you much about the person. Its really poor advertising if you ask me. They’re all plastic too and I frankly am not to clear on their recycle-ability.”
“I have never seen so many signs lining the road,” said Barbara a material artist.
Markie Frye, local recycling activist stated that she couldn’t agree more with her wife of 14 years. “When we moved here, there were hardly any local signs at election time, but now they line the streets like bag lights at Christmas time but they really don’t tell you much about the person. Its really poor advertising if you ask me. They’re all plastic too and I frankly am not to clear on their recycle-ability.”
Dog Waits To Go Out While Mob War Rages and Pumpkin Crop Fails
Snow’s Cut -- Molly, the dog, discovered yesterday that she is not the center of her moms’ world. Much to her dismay, Molly found herself sitting by the door with her legs crossed waiting anxiously for someone to take her out to pee.
Come Out, Come Out and BE who you are!
Lizard Lick, NC -- Mr. and Mrs. Eugene and Ruth Culpepper proudly announced their daughter, Samantha Culpepper’s coming out last night at the surprise party they gave for her at the Fire Fly Country Club on NC Highway 97. The party that was in the planning stages for nearly a year was quite a feat to pull off according to neighbor Hildebrand Adams.
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