Under the Bridge, Snow’s Cut, NC -- On the day after Christmas, a local woman revealed that she just can’t get off the couch. “I have already been to Walmart to exchange a gift for my seven year old and get some chocolate soy milk. I am just exhausted.” She could barely move her hand off of her forehead as she spoke.
Showing posts with label Christmas shopping. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas shopping. Show all posts
Saturday, March 17, 2012
The Art of the Dive
Christmas is stressful. Hunting down the perfect gift, spending money on the perfect gift and taking on overtime work to pay for the perfect gift is hard enough, but then one has to start praying that the recipient of the perfect gift doesn’t put it on the “World’s Top Ten Worst Christmas Presents Ever" list on the internet. It is exhausting. Now, competing for buying gifts involves dodging pepper spray... I shudder to think of it.
Labels:
Christmas shopping,
dumpster diving,
regifting,
satire
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