The Art of the Dive

Christmas is stressful.  Hunting down the perfect gift, spending money on the perfect gift and taking on overtime work to pay for the perfect gift is hard enough, but then one has to start praying that the recipient of the perfect gift doesn’t put it on the “World’s Top Ten Worst Christmas Presents Ever" list on the internet.  It is exhausting.  Now, competing for buying gifts involves dodging pepper spray... I shudder to think of it.